I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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