So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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