the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I could have mohawked her pubes.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
