That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
