the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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