there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
