Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Small penises have feelings too.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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