So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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