It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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