problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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