Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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