As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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