Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he puts the penis in happiness.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
