that's an acceptable place to lick
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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