your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I have fence marks all over my body
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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