Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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