Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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