Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
