the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
as a side note pls kill me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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