I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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