If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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