I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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