He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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