Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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