I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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