she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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