Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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