Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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