That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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