I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
