at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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