Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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