Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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