Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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