yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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