Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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