I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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