so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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