They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We have started to decorate penises.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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