i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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