school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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