I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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