Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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