why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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