At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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