If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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