he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
