i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
