She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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