At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Randomize
