I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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